sherlover22:

This is really fucking adorable.

I know! I love monkeys!!

sherlover22:

This is really fucking adorable.

I know! I love monkeys!!

That happend yesterday

lucky-cc:

So there’s me ordering the Star Trek into Darkness Benedict Cumberbatch Special Edition.

Mom: "So then you have all these Benedict Stuff. Imagine like you move in with your husband unpacking your box with all the Benedict Stuff in it and then…?"

Me: "I would say to him: "Look, Benedict, Darling. Even back then I adored you so much.”

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Me:

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Mom:

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its-an-angerru:

just press play

(Source: littnear)









making my way downtown

still making my way downtown

downtown is farther than originally thought

seriously though did someone move downtown

maybe i should’ve taken the bus

Day 512: finally made it downtown

damn , the mall is closed . 

making my way back uptown

making my way downtown

still making my way downtown

downtown is farther than originally thought

seriously though did someone move downtown

maybe i should’ve taken the bus

Day 512: finally made it downtown

damn , the mall is closed . 

making my way back uptown

(Source: bootythug)

collegehumor:

Man is Overjoyed by the Site of Sexy Butts
Either that or he’s a huge fan of passenger seat windows.

yeah, ‘is glass tempered?’

collegehumor:

Man is Overjoyed by the Site of Sexy Butts

Either that or he’s a huge fan of passenger seat windows.

yeah, ‘is glass tempered?’

Unless it’s more cake, then the heart’s opinion is ignored and the stomach takes centre stage

Unless it’s more cake, then the heart’s opinion is ignored and the stomach takes centre stage

(Source: peachy-teen)

Ask me anything, you may not get the answer that you expect, but it will always be the truth

—Anything, from what did you have for breakfast to what colour socks I’m wearing (BTW - an apple and no socks!)

so true

so true